Monday, September 11th, 2006
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1:35 pm
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Sorry about them colorbars... I moved them into a regular post so they didn't have to be in my profile anymore...
Edit: nm I put them behind a cut... *smacks self*
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Thursday, September 7th, 2006
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10:37 pm - Color Bars
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Friday, August 25th, 2006
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11:29 pm
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Thursday, August 24th, 2006
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3:12 am
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ahahaha well I was taking a bunch of them tests and I never post my results but this one just made me crack up.
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current mood:  amused
current music: none
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Monday, February 27th, 2006
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10:09 am
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From ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kwazyqwackers ^.^
You are...Rukia! You are extremely kind and
understanding, sweet and mysterious. To those
around you, you are just an ordinary girl but
you are much deeper than what they think. You
are confident and caring.
Which Bleach Character Are You Most Like?
brought to you by Quizilla
I do not know... I have only watched 2 episodes...
current music: The Sound of Music - My Favourite Things [Julie Andrews]
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Monday, January 23rd, 2006
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11:49 am
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Saturday, October 8th, 2005
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3:15 am
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Had to read this for English because we have to write a humor piece soon...:
Steam-Room Rules
People who stop me on the street to admire the finely sculpted muscles under my shirt, which happens never, usually ask me if I spend a lot of time at the gym.
I do spend a lot of time at the gym. I go nearly every day, a habit I've maintained for several years now. This gives you yet another reason to admire me, I realize: Formerly, you were perhaps impressed with the amount by which I have managed to exceed my credit-card limit, or by the number of automobiles that can be found parked in my driveway whenever one of my teenagers takes advantage of the fact that I okay'd having "a couple of friends" over.
I don't mind sharing with you the secrets to establishing a regular exercise routine: 1) Always stick to the same schedule, picking an hour when you'd normally be doing something even less pleasant, like work, and 2) when you get there, spend all of your time in the steam room.
The steam room is a great place to relax and soothe your muscles, which are usually sore from the car ride over. You'll work up a sweat with far less effort than the people grunting and herniating in the weight room above you. You'll bond with other naked males in a ritual dating all the way back to the stone age, when cave men would go to their health clubs and talk about whatever guys talked about before televised sports.
(I've never been to the women's side to see if they are naked in there as well, but as a responsible journalist I would be willing to go.)
Once in the steam room, there are some really important points of etiquette to observe. If you break the steam-room rules, you'll be denounced as "the person who broke the steam-room rules."
Rule One: No matter what, do not glance at any guy below the waist. Naked men simply do not look There. Someone could come into the steam room with a live alligator clinging to his upper thigh, and no one would say anything.
Rule Two: Men who fart in the steam room will be beaten without mercy.
Rule Three: You may not complain about the heat, even if the wall tiles are melting. You may refer to the temperature in the context of admiring remarks like, "it's a bit warm in here," and "I'm really in favor of all these blisters I'm getting." If you can't speak without crying, don't say anything.
Rule Four: Usually someone will come in and spray some sort of chemical on the heater valve, like eucalyptus or oil of mace. Don't complain about this even if your retinas burst into flames. The stuff is supposed to open your nasal passages and works under the same principle as Drano. I've noticed that a lot of times, these guys will come in, spray this caustic stuff all over, and then flee. I'm not sure this is fair.
Rule Five: You're not supposed to practice any sort of personal hygiene in the steam room, like a shave or a colonic irrigation. Do not brush your teeth or delouse your scalp.
Rule Six: If you're going to talk, devote the conversation to something which will demonstrate how smart, powerful, or successful you are. If the subject is sports, reveal the startling fact that you knew how the game was going to turn out before it was played. The steam room is not the place to ruminate on the meaning of life or express confusion about your sexual identity. Most of the time, though, you won't be able to talk because your lungs are boiling.
Rule Seven: Once you are in the steam room, you can't leave until someone else does first. This is a really dumb rule and might motivate you to just skip the steam room altogether: I've seen two guys stay in there so long they looked like they should be dipped in butter. But if you go in and then come out again before anyone else, you will be considered less of a man. Unpoached, but less of a man.
These rules may seem harsh, but just think of the alternative:
Exercise.
The teacher read this one aloud in class and she was cracking up so hard she could barely read it... In class I was laughing a lot too and I almost snorted once... I read it again now in my head, and I don't know if it wasn't as hilarious as it was cuz I already read it, cuz the teacher was laughing crazily, or because it was read outloud *shrug*
We also listened to some guy comedian dude named Brian something... but it was so funny... I wish I knew his name so I could somehow get some of the things he said... I was dying >.< haha
EDIT: 4:38AM - OK His name is Brian Regan... I'm gonna buy his fricken CD aha >.< ~
current mood:  IT'S SO FREAKING COLD!
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Thursday, March 10th, 2005
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1:13 am - RAGE!!!
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I HATE AIM!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!
current mood:  enraged
current music: Sukisho - Matsuri - 'ONAJI OMOI'
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Friday, December 24th, 2004
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4:19 pm - 'tis Christmas eve....
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Yes yes... have not posted in awhile... today is the eve of christmas... I really want people to open my presents... wahhaa... my sister opened mine today... cuz on the eve we get to open 1... I haven't opened one yet though... goodness it sure is cold... let's see uh.. I got suikoden early so I'd have something to do this week.... downloaded KKM 27 and 28.... mmm uhh.... I watched both the X-men movies... and "Around the World in 80 Days" hmm... found my old fanime stuff yesterday cuz my cat knocked over some stuff.... in there found a paper with a website on it... so wee~
"referral" me ^.^ --> Mishieru
current mood: feverish
current music: Cap to Bin - Ishikawa Hiroyuki
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Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
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11:48 pm - MOMO!
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hohoho... look at my new perty icon ^.^ Itachi_san made it for me.... sankyu! Wahahaha *rejoices* MOMO!
current mood: excited
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Sunday, December 12th, 2004
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7:21 pm - I'm an Idiot.
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私は馬鹿な人です.
Well! I am paranoid... and officially yeah... I made pretty much all my entries "friend's only"... and since I only have one friend... *waves*
current mood:  paranoid
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Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
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10:34 pm - BURRITO DAY IS COMING!
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ahhh yes! Burrito day is thursday! *rejoices* I love burrito day... how sad am I ^.^
current mood: excited
current music: Sowelu - I Will
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Thursday, March 18th, 2004
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11:10 pm - Ow... >.
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ooh I am dead...... softball... is killer.... bleeeh....
current mood: sore
current music: The Music in my Brain....
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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004
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2:39 am - TONBERRY POWAAAAH
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_^_
(O.O)
(0)_(/))
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"mastah.. I bring you my lamp and my knife.. which I shall stab you painfully till your death with.. but before that, check out my tight party hat! woohoo!"
JOKE DESU!
*falls over like a tonberry*
(aahhh the tonberry won't show up right... how evil... O.O)
current mood:  bouncy
current music: Haruka Kanata
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Sunday, January 18th, 2004
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10:43 pm - Um... Hello thar....
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O.O hello. I am writing here for um.. some reason... I am scared... I don't know what to say... I have anxieties... and itchoos.... yes itchoos.... mif..... I shall kill itachi_san.... you befinkled peni! um... anyways... yes.... try not to blow up the house with your chemistryness.... ta
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extremely tired